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- Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:47 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: "Just Kidding," Say Kentucky Fans Who Believed They Would Beat Florida
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"Just Kidding," Say Kentucky Fans Who Believed They Would Beat Florida
Following Florida's 24-7 win over Kentucky, many Wildcats fans backtracked on their original belief that their team would beat the Gators. "I think I speak for all Kentucky fans when I say, just kidding!" said Kentucky fan, Darnell Bishop. "C'mon, do you really think we believed they ...
- Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:25 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Scouting Report: University of Kentucky Wildcats
- Replies: 0
- Views: 329
Scouting Report: University of Kentucky Wildcats
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6jylN9UnTa4/UkQRnxEXHJI/AAAAAAAAAcU/rHpzJZCeVdc/s320/6bcc00d66fd78c02f78d.gif Founded: 1852. Originally built by ants, for ants, humans came in around 1874 and drove the ants out. For the next eight decades the two species battled. The ants briefly regained control of the ...
- Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:03 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Gators Fans Out For Season After Slitting Wrists
- Replies: 1
- Views: 129
Gators Fans Out For Season After Slitting Wrists
The entire Florida Gators fanbase has been ruled out for the remainder of the season after collectively slitting their wrists Wednesday afternoon. This news comes after rumors surfaced this morning that star defensive tackle Dominique Easley may have a torn ACL that will end his season and possibly ...
- Sun Sep 22, 2013 2:52 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Section Of Gator Fans Reveal Themselves To Be Pieces Of Shit For Cheering Driskel Inj
- Replies: 1
- Views: 135
Section Of Gator Fans Reveal Themselves To Be Pieces Of Shit For Cheering Driskel Inj
Florida's win 31-17 win over the rival Tennessee Volunteers came at a price yesterday when junior quarterback Jeff Driskel was lost for the season with a broken fibia in the first quarter. The team was saved by long time back-up Tyler Murphy, who led the Gators to all 31 of their points. Amid Driske...
- Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:07 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Article: Because I'm lazy....
- Replies: 0
- Views: 337
- Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:51 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Scouting Report: University of Tennessee Volunteers
- Replies: 0
- Views: 110
Scouting Report: University of Tennessee Volunteers
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UZR5jvNydm0/UjpSPGtUMKI/AAAAAAAAAcI/GiK91_37wQg/s320/Tennessee.jpg Founded: 1962. Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed. A poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shooting at some food when up from the ground came Demisophicles, an a...
- Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:51 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Butch Jones Checking Rulebook To See If A Team Has To Play A Quarterback
- Replies: 0
- Views: 77
Butch Jones Checking Rulebook To See If A Team Has To Play A Quarterback
Tennessee Volunteers quarterback Justin Worley has been less than impressive in his first three starts, leading head coach Butch Jones to declare the quarterback competition open. Worley, a junior, now has to fend off redshirt freshman Nathan Peterman, junior trumpet player Michael Edwards, and a sh...
- Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:23 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: After Two Games, Gators Disappointed To Not Have A Player Ejected For Targeting
- Replies: 0
- Views: 94
After Two Games, Gators Disappointed To Not Have A Player Ejected For Targeting
So far, the new targeting rule that was instituted this offseason has not played a part in either of Florida's first two games this season. However, the lack of ejections has troubled Will Muschamp. "This is something we need to correct during our bye week and I feel that we will," he said...
- Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:21 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: The Mailsack: 9/9/13
- Replies: 0
- Views: 76
The Mailsack: 9/9/13
LOL, []_[] Mad, bro? -BuccaneerCane12 Oh ho ho! We got ourselves a troll! Gather ‘round everybody! Look at the troll in its natural habitat, the internet! Look at his screen name, kids. He identifies himself as a Tampa Bay Bucs fan first, a Miami Hurricanes fan second and I’m assuming his age third...
- Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:17 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Chigger Dan The Cane Fan Returns To Gloat
- Replies: 0
- Views: 106
Chigger Dan The Cane Fan Returns To Gloat
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rOx6pSoO-KY/UiyOIHMB9_I/AAAAAAAAAbo/sZohFJxG0JI/s1600/dan.jpg Well well well. How's everyone doing this morning? I know one piece of shit who's not doing well and that would be The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman. That sad fuck has been locked in his bedroom crying since yesterd...
- Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:25 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Scouting Report: University of Florida Gaytors
- Replies: 0
- Views: 98
Scouting Report: University of Florida Gaytors
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1SJi-dMahkA/UikxdNMdECI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/xSmzFoaZr_I/s1600/dan.jpg Editor’s note: So, Chigger Dan saw my scouting report on Miami from last night and was none too pleased with my rant. He broke into my home, urinated on most of my living room, punched a hole in my ceiling, set ...
- Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:47 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Scouting Report: University of Miami Hurricanes
- Replies: 1
- Views: 260
Scouting Report: University of Miami Hurricanes
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0VyJYbI1K5o/Uij7jGMu3QI/AAAAAAAAAbA/af7UGVQzE90/s320/2848.png Founded: 1931. New Yorker Donnie DiMaggio moved to Miami in 1928. He wanted to bring his enthusiasm for the Yankees to South Florida, but with no teams in Miami, he was unsure what to do. Spending his time lifti...
- Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:03 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Hurricanes Thankful They Will Briefly Taste Relevancy Again By Playing Gators Saturda
- Replies: 1
- Views: 131
Hurricanes Thankful They Will Briefly Taste Relevancy Again By Playing Gators Saturda
[TABLE="class: tr-caption-container"] [TR] [TD="align: center"] http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yInTWuG0Ojs/UiTnCIPAncI/AAAAAAAAAao/x949dqV8W90/s400/miami+stadium.jpg [/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="class: tr-caption, align: center"] Via Yahoo! [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Miami coaches, playe...
- Sun Sep 01, 2013 1:55 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: ESPN Decides To Have Kirk Herbstriet Play The "Dumb One" On College GameDay This Year
- Replies: 0
- Views: 80
ESPN Decides To Have Kirk Herbstriet Play The "Dumb One" On College GameDay This Year
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bWL97WtENE8/UiNRq5pJ2TI/AAAAAAAAAaY/-nKUnr5JWmI/s1600/Herbstreit_Kirk_cropped.jpg College football returned to the masses yesterday and with it brought the return of ESPN's much beloved College GameDay show. At the top of the broadcast, analyst Kirk Herbstriet wasted no ti...
- Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:06 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Scouting Report: University of Toledo Rockets
- Replies: 0
- Views: 68
Scouting Report: University of Toledo Rockets
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aJHtxqkNUv4/Uh_CDOTsvvI/AAAAAAAAAaI/LM32Cz3IkQ0/s320/9050_toledo_rockets-primary-2017.png Founded: The night of March 21, 1911 was unlike most Ohio nights. It was colder and darker than usual. Colder than what you're thinking right now. No, colder. No, colder than that. Co...
- Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:03 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Report: Meyer May Have Covered Up Tebow Taking A Sip Of Beer
- Replies: 1
- Views: 89
Report: Meyer May Have Covered Up Tebow Taking A Sip Of Beer
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-szBw8RdQY5E/Uh3WfwrMWOI/AAAAAAAAAZI/8pCRytISECI/s200/urban-meyer2.jpg In the new issue of Rolling Stone , contributing editor Paul Solotaroff reveals that while at the University of Florida, head coach Urban Meyer helped cover up an incident where his star quarterback, Tim...
- Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:22 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Chigger Dan The Cane Fan Wants to Remind You That Florida Sucks
- Replies: 0
- Views: 95
Chigger Dan The Cane Fan Wants to Remind You That Florida Sucks
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GC9GMpQXgac/Uhou-8SjT-I/AAAAAAAAAY0/yyTnHR9EqJQ/s1600/dan.jpg Editor’s Note: Chigger Dan the Cane Fan is a homeless man who lives in South Florida. He is an avid Miami Hurricanes fan despite never attending the school or a game or even watching a game. He is an awful, awfu...
- Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:24 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Muschamps Hang Joker's Latest Photoshop On Fridge
- Replies: 0
- Views: 102
Muschamps Hang Joker's Latest Photoshop On Fridge
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KRBN4X5NEt4/UhQA3KWsdxI/AAAAAAAAAYk/21yqex9ZUGg/s320/LG_refrigerator.jpg The offseason has seen Florida receivers coach Joker Phillips take up a new hobby in photoshop. His latest effort was good enough for Will Muschamp and his wife, Carol, to hang on their refrigerator. ...
- Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:48 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Easley And Chucky Doll Decide To Take Relationship To Next Level
- Replies: 3
- Views: 212
Easley And Chucky Doll Decide To Take Relationship To Next Level
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iS7tnooh3c4/Ug1U4RNfuVI/AAAAAAAAAYU/QrLYfvi3SpI/s320/Easley.jpg After a couple years of "will they or wont they?" it appears that senior defensive tackle Dominique Easley and his Chucky doll are finally an item. The Chucky doll's publicist confirmed to TUG this a...
- Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:58 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Gators Scrambling To Replace 3 Receptions For 15 Yards After Debose Injury
- Replies: 0
- Views: 90
Gators Scrambling To Replace 3 Receptions For 15 Yards After Debose Injury
It was announced today that redshirt senior wide receiver Andre Debose, who seemed to be turning the corner mentally, suffered a torn ACL during practice last night. The loss of Debose for the season is a huge blow to an already anemic passing attack. The injury has left the Florida coaching staff s...
- Mon Aug 05, 2013 6:37 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: 2013 Florida Gators Season Preview: A Kingdom's Revival
- Replies: 1
- Views: 107
2013 Florida Gators Season Preview: A Kingdom's Revival
Our story begins on January 3, 2013 at midnight on a battlefield in New Orleans. An army sent from the Kingdom of Florida has been decimated by a small force from Louisville. The surprising defeat has quickly spread throughout the land. The clan from Louisville was not considered a threat to do any ...
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:41 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Scouting Report: Southwestern Northeast State A&M Southerners
- Replies: 1
- Views: 96
Scouting Report: Southwestern Northeast State A&M Southerners
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rnDILHO0_QY/UUjf8-W6CcI/AAAAAAAAAW0/O98_GDrxQK8/s320/Antique-Compass-1103474_55801016.jpg Look, I don't know who Florida is playing in the first round of the NCAA tourney. I googled, "North South East West University School" and got no results. So as far as I kno...
- Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:34 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: 2033 Mock Recruiting Class
- Replies: 1
- Views: 76
2033 Mock Recruiting Class
The 2013 Florida Gators recruiting class is in the books. Some people are going to immediately start looking ahead to the 2014 class, but I think they're being shortsighted. I say, if you had the balls, you'd look ahead even further, like, 20 years to the 2033 class. Unlike my peers, I have the hair...
- Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:48 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: The Do's And Don't For Recruiting
- Replies: 0
- Views: 66
The Do's And Don't For Recruiting
National Signing Day is only a few days away, February 6th to be exact. To this point, Florida has locked up much of their class and what a class it is! There's that one guy that throws the ball a long way. And that other guy who runs fast. And they got that one guy that we all really wanted who has...
- Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:22 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Scouting Report: University Of Louisville Cardinals
- Replies: 2
- Views: 114
Scouting Report: University Of Louisville Cardinals
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qVFfEGqPU0Y/UOIKlCp9zKI/AAAAAAAAAWg/1F8FDbiyBD0/s320/Cardinal+Manning.jpg Founded: Johnathon Craft was born on March 23, 1921 in Louisville, Kentucky. He was put up for adoption soon after. He spent the first eight years of his life at an orphanage before leaving. He wasn'...