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Following Florida's 24-7 win over Kentucky, many Wildcats fans backtracked on their original belief that their team would beat the Gators. "I think I speak for all Kentucky fans when I say, just kidding!" said Kentucky fan, Darnell Bishop. "C'mon, do you really think we believed they ...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6jylN9UnTa4/UkQRnxEXHJI/AAAAAAAAAcU/rHpzJZCeVdc/s320/6bcc00d66fd78c02f78d.gif Founded: 1852. Originally built by ants, for ants, humans came in around 1874 and drove the ants out. For the next eight decades the two species battled. The ants briefly regained control of the ...

The entire Florida Gators fanbase has been ruled out for the remainder of the season after collectively slitting their wrists Wednesday afternoon. This news comes after rumors surfaced this morning that star defensive tackle Dominique Easley may have a torn ACL that will end his season and possibly ...

Florida's win 31-17 win over the rival Tennessee Volunteers came at a price yesterday when junior quarterback Jeff Driskel was lost for the season with a broken fibia in the first quarter. The team was saved by long time back-up Tyler Murphy, who led the Gators to all 31 of their points. Amid Driske...

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UZR5jvNydm0/UjpSPGtUMKI/AAAAAAAAAcI/GiK91_37wQg/s320/Tennessee.jpg Founded: 1962. Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed. A poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shooting at some food when up from the ground came Demisophicles, an a...

Tennessee Volunteers quarterback Justin Worley has been less than impressive in his first three starts, leading head coach Butch Jones to declare the quarterback competition open. Worley, a junior, now has to fend off redshirt freshman Nathan Peterman, junior trumpet player Michael Edwards, and a sh...

So far, the new targeting rule that was instituted this offseason has not played a part in either of Florida's first two games this season. However, the lack of ejections has troubled Will Muschamp. "This is something we need to correct during our bye week and I feel that we will," he said...

LOL, []_[] Mad, bro? -BuccaneerCane12 Oh ho ho! We got ourselves a troll! Gather ‘round everybody! Look at the troll in its natural habitat, the internet! Look at his screen name, kids. He identifies himself as a Tampa Bay Bucs fan first, a Miami Hurricanes fan second and I’m assuming his age third...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rOx6pSoO-KY/UiyOIHMB9_I/AAAAAAAAAbo/sZohFJxG0JI/s1600/dan.jpg Well well well. How's everyone doing this morning? I know one piece of shit who's not doing well and that would be The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman. That sad fuck has been locked in his bedroom crying since yesterd...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1SJi-dMahkA/UikxdNMdECI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/xSmzFoaZr_I/s1600/dan.jpg Editor’s note: So, Chigger Dan saw my scouting report on Miami from last night and was none too pleased with my rant. He broke into my home, urinated on most of my living room, punched a hole in my ceiling, set ...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0VyJYbI1K5o/Uij7jGMu3QI/AAAAAAAAAbA/af7UGVQzE90/s320/2848.png Founded: 1931. New Yorker Donnie DiMaggio moved to Miami in 1928. He wanted to bring his enthusiasm for the Yankees to South Florida, but with no teams in Miami, he was unsure what to do. Spending his time lifti...

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bWL97WtENE8/UiNRq5pJ2TI/AAAAAAAAAaY/-nKUnr5JWmI/s1600/Herbstreit_Kirk_cropped.jpg College football returned to the masses yesterday and with it brought the return of ESPN's much beloved College GameDay show. At the top of the broadcast, analyst Kirk Herbstriet wasted no ti...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aJHtxqkNUv4/Uh_CDOTsvvI/AAAAAAAAAaI/LM32Cz3IkQ0/s320/9050_toledo_rockets-primary-2017.png Founded: The night of March 21, 1911 was unlike most Ohio nights. It was colder and darker than usual. Colder than what you're thinking right now. No, colder. No, colder than that. Co...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-szBw8RdQY5E/Uh3WfwrMWOI/AAAAAAAAAZI/8pCRytISECI/s200/urban-meyer2.jpg In the new issue of Rolling Stone , contributing editor Paul Solotaroff reveals that while at the University of Florida, head coach Urban Meyer helped cover up an incident where his star quarterback, Tim...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GC9GMpQXgac/Uhou-8SjT-I/AAAAAAAAAY0/yyTnHR9EqJQ/s1600/dan.jpg Editor’s Note: Chigger Dan the Cane Fan is a homeless man who lives in South Florida. He is an avid Miami Hurricanes fan despite never attending the school or a game or even watching a game. He is an awful, awfu...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KRBN4X5NEt4/UhQA3KWsdxI/AAAAAAAAAYk/21yqex9ZUGg/s320/LG_refrigerator.jpg The offseason has seen Florida receivers coach Joker Phillips take up a new hobby in photoshop. His latest effort was good enough for Will Muschamp and his wife, Carol, to hang on their refrigerator. ...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iS7tnooh3c4/Ug1U4RNfuVI/AAAAAAAAAYU/QrLYfvi3SpI/s320/Easley.jpg After a couple years of "will they or wont they?" it appears that senior defensive tackle Dominique Easley and his Chucky doll are finally an item. The Chucky doll's publicist confirmed to TUG this a...

It was announced today that redshirt senior wide receiver Andre Debose, who seemed to be turning the corner mentally, suffered a torn ACL during practice last night. The loss of Debose for the season is a huge blow to an already anemic passing attack. The injury has left the Florida coaching staff s...

Our story begins on January 3, 2013 at midnight on a battlefield in New Orleans. An army sent from the Kingdom of Florida has been decimated by a small force from Louisville. The surprising defeat has quickly spread throughout the land. The clan from Louisville was not considered a threat to do any ...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rnDILHO0_QY/UUjf8-W6CcI/AAAAAAAAAW0/O98_GDrxQK8/s320/Antique-Compass-1103474_55801016.jpg Look, I don't know who Florida is playing in the first round of the NCAA tourney. I googled, "North South East West University School" and got no results. So as far as I kno...

The 2013 Florida Gators recruiting class is in the books. Some people are going to immediately start looking ahead to the 2014 class, but I think they're being shortsighted. I say, if you had the balls, you'd look ahead even further, like, 20 years to the 2033 class. Unlike my peers, I have the hair...

National Signing Day is only a few days away, February 6th to be exact. To this point, Florida has locked up much of their class and what a class it is! There's that one guy that throws the ball a long way. And that other guy who runs fast. And they got that one guy that we all really wanted who has...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qVFfEGqPU0Y/UOIKlCp9zKI/AAAAAAAAAWg/1F8FDbiyBD0/s320/Cardinal+Manning.jpg Founded: Johnathon Craft was born on March 23, 1921 in Louisville, Kentucky. He was put up for adoption soon after. He spent the first eight years of his life at an orphanage before leaving. He wasn'...