The Back Alley Archives

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9GtwRxf_7Ys/UHYKLktETnI/AAAAAAAAAP4/Qj1YZxlmb7I/s320/vanderbilt.jpg Founded: Walter Harper awoke one morning, rolled over and whispered to his wife of 32 years, Marla, "My penis is made of spiders." Terrified, she fled and never came back. After she left, she traveled the ...

As Steve Spurrier once said, "God is smiling on the Gators," and yesterday proved to be one of those days. Florida upset the fourth-ranked LSU Tigers, 14-6, in front of a hostile, capacity crowd in The Swamp. Then later that night brought even more joy to the hearts of Gators fans when Mia...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7btlr_1wdEc/UGzmy-ThQwI/AAAAAAAAAPg/ncMXrrEzY-Q/s320/tigers-mating.jpg Founded: On a foggy Louisiana night in 1898, shrimp boat captain Randy Delacroix got into a drunken argument with another patron at a local watering hole over whose mustache was more absorbent. Their ar...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1-y51ekpcgw/UGopM1W0SII/AAAAAAAAAPA/RvxWDqMGPO4/s320/cute+kitten.jpg Saturday's game between no. 4 LSU and no. 10 Florida became even more interesting this afternoon when junior halfback Trey Burton provided some bulletin board material for those people who still have bull...

Do you really think Jacoby Brissett will transfer after this season? -Jill Not at all, because next year the NCAA is going to pass a rule allowing two footballs on the field at once, which means teams are going to need two quarterbacks. This is great news for Florida. Can I get a retweet? -@GatorzS...

[TABLE="class: tr-caption-container"] [TR] [TD="align: center"] http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-g7ePcQVBxNc/UF6RyDVWzzI/AAAAAAAAAOo/TmyzfkZns94/s320/brissett.jpg [/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="class: tr-caption, align: center"]Goddamn that's impressive. (Photo by Matt Stamey/The Gaine...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cIC3Kjf0LwQ/UFpOTuQXmqI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/0OcomgVX1k8/s320/kentucky-wildcats-logo.png Founded: The bye week was introduced into football in 1990 by the NFL who wanted to expand the number of weeks in a season in order to generate more revenue. Location: Wherever you're at. Enjoy...

Sophomore Braden Meyers had no idea he was about to become a campus legend this afternoon when he picked up a football and tossed it a whole ten feet from where he stood. It was on his way to his macroeconomics class that Meyers noticed an unfamiliar oblong object blocking his path. Not sure what to...