The Back Alley Archives

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http://www.ocala.com/article/20120917/ARTICLES/120919703/1454?Title=Marion-man-accused-of-sex-act-with-miniature-donkey In a jailhouse interview, Romero told a Star-Banner reporter that he masturbated while the donkey was inside his room and that it wasn't his first time doing that. He said he has ...

So how many offenders do they have to catch before one camera even pays for itself? Oh wait, they do this big brother shit with taxpayer dollars.

So I took ventolin wrong when I was a kid.

Horrible image, but their point is valid.

I was wondering what was going on.

Pics please?

Holy shit!!

After rewatching the game yesterday, I realize one thing: We wouldn't have come back and won that game the past two years.

Ha ha ha ha!

Well, A&M has the same defensive line that led the nation in sacks last year. We did two things that were great today that I would never have expected. One was cleaning up the penalties, and two was making great halftime adjustments on defense. I can't remember a time when we've had such a drast...

And I invited some of them to my home tomorrow to watch the game. I'm now hoping they don't come.

I don't count those computer based retroactive ones.

Real football? Real tradition? I think they have like one National Championship, and that was a long time ago.

Our uniforms looked good.

After reading that article and finding out that he was 6'5" I realize that the guy I saw at WalMart was not him, but he must have been his long lost twin, only shorter.

I thought I saw him at the WalMart in Madison, MS once. I didn't know his name so I went and looked him up and I found he played football somewhere here in Mississippi. So I don't know if was really him but he did have a Mississippi connection.

Thankfully we got power back so I can watch the Gators on my big screen HD tv and record it, and have a great football Saturday tomorrow. Isaac almost ruined the beginning of football season for me.

The Cocks didn't look like a top 10 team last night. I'm not very impressed. Any modest improvement in our offense and we should beat them at home.

How is Vandy on the powerhouse side?

Never seen an episode and I don't know who the "stars" are, and I'm thankful I never wasted any moment of my life with that drivel.

I am amazed! Wow!

http://www.snopes.com/language/offense/handicap.asp

His handicap reference is incorrect also.

What offseason shame has Florida had to be more embarrassing than Georgia losing Crowell to felony weapons charges?

Indiana is not the South. No way, no how.