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That dude's on roids. Isn't anything clean anymore?
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Tex, when are you gonna learn? I only equip epics.
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http://www.thisissouthdevon.co.uk/news/Fishing-pot-sabotage-harm-conservation-effort/article-1028463-detail/article.html


Here is a story about which few can remain neutral. Which side are you on, boys?
Fishing pot sabotage 'will harm conservation effort'
Thursday, May 28, 2009, 07:30



DIVERS are regularly sabotaging fishermen's pots around the South Devon in a bid to free cuttlefish, it has been revealed

But experts have warned that action is damaging and not helping the cuttlefish

Divers have been cutting holes in cuttlefish traps and releasing the animals in the belief they are benefiting the cuttlefish.
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The US should back the cuttlefish like Iran Contras. Send them arms and deny everything.
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But experts have warned that action is damaging and not helping the cuttlefish

The cuttlefish don't need your puny help.
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That's one FEISTY encephalapod!
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May solve the viewing angle problem? That's badass.
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They will rule the earth.
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Damn, I didn't even consider the potential for armed conflict against the cuttlefish when contemplating seasteading.
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Armed? Cuttlefish mock your thoughts of needing arms for conflict. They will mesmerize us into a state of inaction then take us to the depths and drown us.
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Good point....oh man we need to weaponize the cuttlefish! Like trojan horses...let people think they're buying cuttlefish-technology TVs, then when the time is right...it would be instant submission.
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Good point....oh man we need to weaponize the cuttlefish! Like trojan horses...let people think they're buying cuttlefish-technology TVs, then when the time is right...it would be instant submission.

Much more likely the cuttlefish will weaponize you, buddy.
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If ever there were a sticky worthy thread, this one has earned it!
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Much more likely the cuttlefish will weaponize you, buddy.
I hereby swear complete and total allegiance to any cuttlefish laying claim to their rightful position of authoritarian dominance.
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Another military problem when engaging the Cuttlefish: They are immune to the Full Nelson.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN1sM9jCCLM#

What if you shot one of them and only had a half Nelson?
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GWAR's frontman, Oderus Urungus, is stepping into the squared circle against IWA fuckhead, Tracy Smothers. Urungus, better known as the keeper of the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu is excited about this new opportunity. Let's all support him!

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Dude looks like he was attacked by cuttlefish.
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Mmmmm..cuttlefish pr0n
The first thing you need is... correct! A male and a female cuttlefish. Adult cuttlefish are hard to sex and the only 100% reliable way to sex a live one is to see it mating or laying eggs. However, a male cuttlefish might aggressively display to a reflection of itself in a mirror. The aggressive display of cuttlefish consists of a vivid zebra stripped pattern, bulging eyes, and often lining up parallel to its reflection. Unfortunately, females will also occasionally do this display. We tried this method and lets just say that the 'flip a quarter method' would likely have been more productive. Another and more effective test, is to put two cuttlefish in a tank that is divided by a clear pane of plexiglass. If one cuttlefish displays the aggressive pattern and rushes head first at the other cuttlefish which is not striped and is brownish in color, you probably have a male and a female. Cuttlefish mate head to head. If you have two males they should both do the aggressive pattern and line up parallel to each other to size each other up. Unfortunately, if you put two males together that haven't grown up together they may fight. They should go through their assessment display first which gives you time to separate them.

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Adult cuttlefish are hard to sex
Well maybe if the dude would buy her dinner and maybe some flowers or some shit he'd wouldn't have such a hard time.

Second and more disturbing thought, is he saying that young cuttle fish are easy?
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And they thought cuttlefish were hard to sex. It took over three weeks to sex Caster Semenya. And in the end the answer was BOTH!
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LMMFAO
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WTF is all this about?
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