Want to Cut in Line At Disney?

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a1bion
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Hire a disabled person to pose as a family member!
They are 1 percenters who are 100 percent despicable.

Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World — by hiring disabled people to pose as family members so they and their kids can jump to the front, The Post has learned.

The “black-market Disney guides” run $130 an hour, or $1,040 for an eight-hour day.

“My daughter waited one minute to get on ‘It’s a Small World’ — the other kids had to wait 2 1/2 hours,” crowed one mom, who hired a disabled guide through Dream Tours Florida.

"You can’t go to Disney without a tour concierge,’’ she sniffed. “This is how the 1 percent does Disney.”
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manh ... Vc1zItXGDP
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Why didn't I think of that?

Of course, Disney's a breeze if you just think a few minutes ahead and use the FastPass system.
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Some folks at Overlawyered are suggesting that the story may be a bunch of crap:
[url=http://overlawyered.com/2013/05/cutting-lines-disney-parks/]marco73 05.14.13 at 3:37 pmThis story sure sounds too good to check. You can hire a Disney employee to personally escort your group anywhere in any of the DisneyWorld parks, jumping to the front of every line, and providing entertaining knowledge to boot. We’ve taken a couple escorted tours, and the experience is worth every penny.
Why would you bother with having to drag around some stranger for $1000 per day, when you can have a real tour guide for a lot less?
Do reporters ever do any diligence? Oh, yes, the reporter called Disney a couple times and Disney never called back.
Maybe they should have just checked the Disney website:

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/events-tours/
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Are you suggesting the New York Post has below average journalistic standards? Shocked by this!
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