Screw you, Jets!

In 2010 a crack commando quarterback was sent to Denver by the NFL, but the Broncos wouldn't commit. This quarterback subsequently escaped from a maximum security stadium in New York to a life of relative leisure in Massachusetts. Today, still wanted by an insufferable fanbase and moronic media whores, he survive as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Tim Tebow.
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DocZaius
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Screw you, Jets!

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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--why-d ... 40803.html
Apparently the New York Jets couldn't have hated Tim Tebow more. They dumped him on the first Monday after the NFL draft, knowing that other teams' rosters will be filled and the chance Tebow finds another job in the league is bleak.


It wasn't enough for the perpetually dysfunctional half of East Rutherford's two football franchises to drop Tebow from its roster. It had to humiliate their backup quarterback on the way out the door, timing his release to come at the worst possible moment.


The coach who never seemed to like Tebow issued a statement on Monday that thanked him for being in shape, which coming from a man whose most salient comment in the last three years had to do with eating a "goddamn snack" seemed as backhanded a swipe as any. Rex Ryan couldn't run Tebow to the curb fast enough. Then he had to jump on his head.
When the Jets fought to get him, you would think they understood what they were getting. You would guess they had a way to exploit his strengths. Instead they embarrassed him. They seemed to hate the way he drew more interest than their other players. They grumbled about the mania around him that was so great they had to hold a separate press conference for him after games in which he barely played.
Yeah, I gotta agree. They really screwed themselves and Tebow. Here's hoping that some terrible team signs him, even as a backup. Jacksonville, anyone? Jax needs to put fans in the seats, and Tebow can definitely do that there. And I'm sure they could use him in a variety of situations, even if he's not the number one guy at QB.

Of course, he screwed himself a little by not considering playing FB or TE.
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Is that from Tiger Beat? ZOMG WE LUV TIMMAY!
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