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ooohhh...multiple defendants.

we now have a conspiracy.
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not guilty *don't even know what the charges are dagumit*

as for advocating tip, that is my BIGGEST regret.
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Oh, snap.
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Since I know Rad is a huge furry fan....


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Yeah, I still think it's rad.
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Post by IHateUGAlyDawgs »

radbag has plead not guilty.

weg,

do you care to make an opening statement?
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when do i get to call my first witness?
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Post by Tipmoose »

I may wish to testify against Radbag, Mr, Prosecutor. Lets see what kind of deal we can work out here...
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Post by IHateUGAlyDawgs »

when do i get to call my first witness?
after the prosecution has rested.
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My opening statement is as follows:

rad's behavior in the BA is the equivalent of the man who cheated on his previous wife but who tells his current wife, "Baby, I'd never cheat on you. You're special. I love you. I never loved her."

He's acted as a double agent at both Gator Country and the super-ghey message board run by the super-ghey ex-GC people who believe that they are superior to everyone else in Internet message board world--because that's impressive in the big picture. So, why not be a sneaky bastard here, as well? It all seems so obvious to me. I'm going to take another decongestant now.
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mr radbag,

your opening statement, sir.
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So the prosecutor is a pill-popper? Interesting.
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So the prosecutor is a pill-popper? Interesting.
That's what happens when the prosecutor has a terminal cold. Don't judge the dying, Kyle. It's not polite.
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OBJECTION! THIS WHOLE DAMN TRIAL IS A SET-UP![/size]
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Post by G8rMom7 »

LOVE this thread.
Okay, let's try this!

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OBJECTION! THIS WHOLE DAMN TRIAL IS A SET-UP![/size]
Overruled.
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I don't think the prosecutor can overrule an objection.
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Post by radbag »

mr radbag,

your opening statement, sir.

my opening statement is that i still have vertigo sending me flirtatious emails after about a years time has passed since i've been on GC
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^^I can't wait for you to publish these to the jury.
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Post by IHateUGAlyDawgs »

OBJECTION! THIS WHOLE DAMN TRIAL IS A SET-UP![/size]
Overruled.

There is nothing on the record to suggest this at this time. It is possible you can revisit this later.
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I don't think the prosecutor can overrule an objection.
She can if she's high.
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Post by IHateUGAlyDawgs »

alright, mr. radbag has made his opening statement.

Prosecutor,

call your first witness.
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Post by texgator »

*hic*. Lissen yer honor....lissen gawddammit!!! That bassard knocked me up. Me, me.....what?! Fuck, what wuz I sayn? Get yer fuhcnin hands offa me! I kin walk jus fine. As I wuz sayin *hic* that radbag bassid gets me pregnant and din won't return my calls. Some homo....washisname?....shit. Angelo!
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I need to appoint a proxy prosecutor because I have to take a nap. Any takers?
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I need to appoint a proxy prosecutor because I have to take a nap. Any takers?
i'll do it.
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