The Revelation

G8rMom7 · Post by **G8rMom7** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:34 pm

So only women should wash their hands? But we don't even touch our va-jay jay...I don't see why we should either as long as we use plenty of TP between our fingers and the "area".

Weegie · Post by **Weegie** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:14 pm

Yeah, women's hands are cleaner than men's in the bathroom scenario. It's not like they go digging around in there.

I like the last slide. Baha!

annarborgator · Post by **annarborgator** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:00 pm

I've been practicing this for years. The cleanest thing in a public bathroom is certainly my "thing".

TheTodd · Post by **TheTodd** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:21 pm

Hell, if you're good, you can pee without laying hands on the member. Just open the window and whip it out.

G8rMom7 · Post by **G8rMom7** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:39 pm

AND, I get to say one of my favorite Seinfeld lines..."I don't know how you guys live with those things."

annarborgator · Post by **annarborgator** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:49 pm

Hell, if you're good, you can pee without laying hands on the member. Just open the window and whip it out.

Very good point. The only reason to handle it is to insure it doesn't touch a foreign surface.

annarborgator · Post by **annarborgator** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:50 pm

AND, I get to say one of my favorite Seinfeld lines..."I don't know how you guys live with those things."

And my favorite retort (not a Seinfeld line...purely an AA original)..."It's not half as hard as living without them." ;D

Mlrtime · Post by **Mlrtime** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:14 pm

I don't piss on my hands and I know where it's been hanging around since my shower. I wash my hands before eating always because the door knob is far more germy than my Johnson.

Toothy · Post by **Toothy** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:03 pm

Mine is clean enough to eat a bowl of.

G8RKyle · Post by **G8RKyle** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:01 am

I just have to hold mine up to keep it from hitting the floor.

AdGator02 · Post by **AdGator02** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:02 pm

I use a paper towel to open the door. It always disgusts me when people don't wash their hands.

IHateUGAlyDawgs · Post by **IHateUGAlyDawgs** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:35 pm

I just have to hold mine up to keep it from hitting the floor.

LMAO

bluegrassg8r · Post by **bluegrassg8r** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:19 am

Mine is cleaner than any hoo-hah.