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Time to step up!

One standard house-hold cat per diem shall henceforth be executed until those listed above post in this thread...

Slackers! Where is the first kitten.




Can we start with Lane?

That's not a good incentive. No one likes cats.

Well, no one sane, anyway.

Well, I'm here. What's next?

Oh yeah, I'm FriendlyGator and i hail from another Gator site over yonder. :headbang:

Wilkommen, Friendly Gator! He's referring to The Gator Nation, if anyone wants to pay them a reciprocal visit.

Feel free to start trouble. We could use some excitement.

Please welcome member (huh huh) number sixty-nine (huh huh uh huh uh huh), Cosmo!

new guy here, Where da white wommins at?

Sorry, dude, we banned vanders.

Hi I am Bog8r and- Your Poppa ain't your Poppa, but your Poppa don't know.

Hi, Bo.

The name is Jabberdave, most call me Jabber or dumbass....whatever. I heard some dipshit was running this board so I showed up to straighten things out. I came here to do two other things.....look at boobies and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

You can PM the dipshit - his moniker is rock8591 or some such nonsense.

One thing we got is some tittays.

[quote=DocZaius]You can PM the dipshit - his moniker is rock8591 or some such nonsense.

One thing we got is some tittays.[/QUOTE]

LOL, haha, the insults never end. Even 8 years after 2005.

All in good fun, dipshi... er... rock.

We got plenty of boobies around here, Dave. Hope you find some pics that you like.

[quote=DocZaius]You can PM the dipshit - his moniker is rock8591 or some such nonsense.

One thing we got is some tittays.[/QUOTE]

Wait, you aren't running this joint?

I see my boy, FunnGunn signed up. He's a riot.

Never heard of him.

He posted briefly at TGB, but I don't think he ever signed up at TPC. I know him from another board because I'm a board sloot and I get around. But that doesn't mean I'm easy.

Guess I should get myself an avatar going on.

I gave him access to see the posts in the Boobies forum.

He'll be most appreciative, I'm sure.

Well I finally found the intro thread. So here it goes: Hi, my name is Funngun and I'ma...err, sorry, wrong speech.

I post at GSMB and a couple other places, all under the same name. I hate first days. I'm an open book so if there are any questions now is the time to ask a genuine degenerate anything?

Also, if Jabber's a sloot then that would make me the fat friend. My only job is to follow him around and make him look & feel better about himself.

But the real question is... who's taking one for the team?

And, thank you for the porn pass, kind sir. That reputation preceding/exceeding me thing is finally paying off.

Nice place you got here, Doc. :hatsoff:

Welcome, FunnGunn. Make yourself at home. Thanks for checking us out and for your kind words. It's a dark time for internet forums but we do our best.

Oh and you are so right about Jabber. Every forum I visit, he is already there.

And welcome, gatorfor88.