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Here are the top 10 stories that you read the most for 2012. Go ahead and read them again! 10. Dooley Hangs Self With Orange Pants Following Loss 9. Florida Fan Dies After Laughing Too Hard At FSU, Miami, And Georgia 8. A Draft Day Phone Conversation With John Brantley And Stephen Garcia 7. Brissett...

With the new playoff system, who does Florida play next if they beat Louisville in the Sugar Bowl? -Sam Stanford Oh, Jesus Christ. The playoff system doesn't begin until--you know what? I'm not going to explain it to you. Florida plays the Orange Bowl winner between FSU/NIU. With the hiring of Joke...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Liu4Ml96yd8/UL1RSZLdQ4I/AAAAAAAAAUs/nNZTGSuWLqE/s400/Derek+Dooley.jpg Florida named former Kentucky head coach, Joker Phillips, their new wide receivers coach today. The announcement saddened many who were hoping that Derek Dooley would be the choice, none more than Dooley...

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yQul0qai7kc/UK4mRctl3iI/AAAAAAAAATM/x8cf82y9fr4/s200/FSU+Cimarron.jpg Founded: Donnie Koontz was a sad man, inside and out. He was tall and slender. His facial features were clues of a broken man. Sunken eyes and cheeks. A nose that seemed to be poorly constructed from a b...

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qXGtfX2kkbg/UKEj1MwKKGI/AAAAAAAAASQ/r1P4-c79Lr4/s320/South+Carolina+Gamecocks.gif Founded: Three rabbis walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have?" The first rabbi says, "I'd like a scotch on the rocks." The second rabbi says, "I'll hav...

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0aT2SJPxMfI/UJ-uRSxMKQI/AAAAAAAAARo/gcQsE2Xb914/s320/Will+Muschamp.jpg Florida escaped a monumental upset yesterday on a miracle touchdown scored by Jelani Jenkins off of a blocked punt by Loucheiz Purifoy with .02 remaining in the game. The 27-20 win over Sun Belt opponen...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pL_1NlgnQ04/UJw0AXbJ4oI/AAAAAAAAARU/Xr6LHCc6SFA/s320/ragin+cajuns.jpg Founded: Young Debbie McDonald went out on the town one night looking for a good time. After three Long Island Ice Teas, she found it in the form of the City Hall building. Debbie and the building made s...

Florida trudged to a 14-7 win over Missouri yesterday thanks to another strong performance by the defense, who intercepted Tigers quarterback James Franklin four times. Following the game, fan, Art Johnson told the people around him, "Hey, a win is a win," to which he was immediately booed...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TujhmYV095Y/UJL4q1N8AKI/AAAAAAAAARA/rvHzy84qR1Y/s320/tigers-mating.jpg Founded: Bobert Carmichael was running through the woods chasing after a rabbit that he thought was a leprechaun when he tripped and fell, hitting his head on a leaf. The resulting concussion gave Bober...

Quarterback Jeff Driskel missed practice today while dealing with a cold he caught while walking around campus holding a used tissue. The sophomore noticed the crusty tissue laying in the grass yesterday morning and picked it up hoping to find a trash receptacle, but none were near, so he carried it...

In what some are calling, "The World's Largest Outdoor Shitshow," the Florida Gators committed six turnovers in their demoralizing 17-9 loss to the reviled Georgia Bulldogs. The Gators came into the game needing to beat the Bulldogs to secure the SEC East crown, but the loss now puts Georg...

It's that time once again where the staff here at The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman makes their picks for this week's Gator game. Last week, the entire staff correctly picked Florida over South Carolina. Let's hope their prognosticating skills are just as good this week. Walt Gorman, general manager &am...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DJj_V9ndCkU/UIiWnyG9omI/AAAAAAAAAQo/DVTeRsy4lxw/s320/dcy03myfhffbki5d7il3.gif Founded: Harold Fleming was a proud owner of a children's prison in Georgia. In fact, he ran the most efficient and respected children's prison in the state from 1775-1784, but one wrongful execu...

A new study was released today that found that fans of the University of Georgia Bulldogs believe 100% the things they read on the internet. The study was conducted by sociologist Dr. Roland Arnsberg from the Institute of Internet Studies in Milan. "The findings were remarkable. I presented the...

Junior defensive tackle Dominique Easley met with the media Tuesday morning and made some eye-opening comments about Saturday's game against Georgia. "I'm not saying I will, but if someone dies Saturday, oh well," he told reporters. Florida lost last year's meeting in Jacksonville 24-20 an...

Yesterday's 44-11 win over the South Carolina Gamecocks by Florida has left scholars from all over the world completely baffled. One look at the boxscore shows the Gators only accumulated 183 yards of total offense and yet, still managed to score 44 points without the aid of a defensive or special t...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-racUzkUanY4/UH9WpMCZ40I/AAAAAAAAAQQ/uWIH6f1eupg/s320/USC_Trojans5.jpg Founded: Mr. Puffball was no ordinary kitty cat. No, this little feline had bigger plans than playing with a ball of yarn and taking shits in a litter box his whole life. He spent countless hours teachin...

Offensive coordinator Brent Pease met with the media this morning and stressed how he needed to do a better job of giving Andre Debose more to do on the sideline. "He's just been standing over there collecting dust and that's my fault. I probably need to give him a towel to wave around or let h...

Another win and another game dominated on the ground by Florida. Despite not having three starters on the offensive line, the Gators amassed 326 yards rushing on 35 carries, including 177 yards from Jeff Driskel, setting a school record for rushing yards in a game by a quarterback, surpassing the pr...