Now would be the perfect time to stir up some serious shit! You know that some of the tards over there are wailing and gnashing their teeth right now and possibly slitting their wrists. Doc, this a perfectly tailored situation for some shit stirring rumors from you. You have the talent.

You know, things like SOS in talk about coming back, how Stoops has already said no, Tebow might be interested in coaching etc. You know that those guys will take and run with anything you tell them.
Just do me a favor - if you guys post anything, please post the best comments over here. I could use the laugh.
If the devil had a name, it'd be Chuck Finley.