The Back Alley Archives

Was it "Dunecore"? That got you? Or maybe my WWTS bracelet...I'll see if you can figure it out. ;D

Rookie. If you were Dunecore you would've said "Hairless. Poison needle on her thumb. Tears of blood. Redolent of Spice. And anal."

Since we're nitpicking, I'm pretty certain she would wish to be addressed as "Lady Jessica, Consort of Duke Leto".
Also, with hair or without?

Hmph. Well, based on your ham handed reference to Paul Atreides, I can only assume that Cat Stevens is a fraud, not visionary, because if he had the balls to use the proper term "Usol" instead of the gay "Moonshadow", his song would have rocked more and been less lovey. Also, I t...

Late to the party, of course...over a year ago I was turned on to the wonders of *pure* filk, which has three critical components not widely understood by non-filkers.
1) Ohio is a hot bed of Filk.
2) The Ohio filkers sing about LOLCats.
3) Filkers also tend to play MMOPRGs.

Tex, when are you gonna learn? I only equip epics.

Crossdressing, maybe. But you'd have to ask Hombre de Trombone, my new favorite nickname for a thin twink on a power trip.

How did I miss this? Amazing!

Well put, AA. Threat= "fairness", just as disenfranchising= "diversity".

This could really turn out to be your life's work, Tex. There is no end to their vainglory and therefore, no end to what torment you can create.
Gawd I envy you.

Say hello to the newest Hawaiian holiday "Islam Day", which was voted in 22-3 by the state senate. The purpose is to observe and honor the rich contributions of Islam. It's in the month of September so that the muzzies can get some good PR for a change. Oh, and ask your liberal friends whe...

Gives new meaning to the term "fish stick".

> > > Cuttlefish is a bit "inkier" than squid, but really, really delicious. Sometimes the tiny ones are served under the misnomer "scungilli", but don't be fooled, you're not eating tiny Mediterranean squid, you're eating cuttlefish. And don't even get me started about their chromatophores.

I love that they skewered that shithead Meacham. Pure gold.

Coleman ( a worthless senator) is being cheated by an even more worthless carpetbagger. With every mythical recount, voter fraud is implemented, then the rules are changed to ensure that the fucking democrats don't lose the votes they've stolen. I'm no fan of that milksop Coleman but only a liberal ...

I agree with Tip's view about legitimizing the Somalis. They aren't an organized entity and to recognize them will strengthen them within their tribal worldframe.

I disagree with Slider because, so far, every single one of his views is anathema to what I want for my family and nation. Arguing, to me, is tiresome, but until a collectivist writes something I agree with, I'll disagree, vote against them, and refuse to patronize their products and people.

Fucking knuckle dragging tools from the unions won't admit shit. They'll just hole up in their Tudor style homes and wait out the storm.
Assholes.

So he's not unlike a democrat speaking on personal responsibility. Cool.

Measured idiocy is still idiocy.

Holy shit... our POTUS gave glorified paperweights as a gift. Well done, noob.

I'm going to borrow every single dime I can for my degrees, leverage that excess into a better life for my family, and then blame the debt on a twin who moved to Lesotho.

I'm almost too frightened to read about these people.... the catastrophic errors and criminal pasts of the Obama herd just keep emerging.
It's totally fucked, but I still hear so little criticism from the liberal sheep. Incomprehensible.

He was fat, too. I should know, because I'm fat.

I eschew the KJV as I tend to ignore the policies of alcoholic pedophiles. I also own and recommend the Apocrypha and Pseudopigrapha to any Christian who enjoys Biblical literature....they comprise the books that were culled by the post-Constantine movement.